thevalleyranchreport
08-29-2007, 07:26 PM
Jerry consulted Super Bowl gods during coaching search
Just got back from the Cowboys Kickoff Luncheon, which was a classy event that benefitted the Happy Hill Farm. It also featured some excellent entertainment, such as Jerry's speech.
Out of nowhere, Jerry informed the audience of a deal he made with some sort of Super Bowl gods before the Cowboys' last title.
"Look, if you will just give us this Super Bowl, I will never ask again. I will never ask again," Jerry recalled saying.
"And I traded everything I had and everything I was gonna get," Jerry continued. "Well, it’s taken me 10 years to try to get enough back together where we could get up there and really ask for it again."
At this point, Jerry implied that he consulted those Super Bowl gods while trying to decide which coach should replace Bill Parcells.
"I reached down and it said, 'Waaaaaade Phillips,' Jerry said in a deep and disturbing voice.
This tale confirms two things that I've long believed: 1) Jerry is just a wee bit crazy; 2) Barry Switzer deserves absolutely no credit for winning a Super Bowl.
Just got back from the Cowboys Kickoff Luncheon, which was a classy event that benefitted the Happy Hill Farm. It also featured some excellent entertainment, such as Jerry's speech.
Out of nowhere, Jerry informed the audience of a deal he made with some sort of Super Bowl gods before the Cowboys' last title.
"Look, if you will just give us this Super Bowl, I will never ask again. I will never ask again," Jerry recalled saying.
"And I traded everything I had and everything I was gonna get," Jerry continued. "Well, it’s taken me 10 years to try to get enough back together where we could get up there and really ask for it again."
At this point, Jerry implied that he consulted those Super Bowl gods while trying to decide which coach should replace Bill Parcells.
"I reached down and it said, 'Waaaaaade Phillips,' Jerry said in a deep and disturbing voice.
This tale confirms two things that I've long believed: 1) Jerry is just a wee bit crazy; 2) Barry Switzer deserves absolutely no credit for winning a Super Bowl.